THE REAL STORY OF WILLY MAY WORM

THE REAL STORY OF WILLY MAY WORM Picture this: A large magnolia tree full of freshly bloomed magnolias that smell so good you’ll wanna slap yo momma. In the front of this tree is a small hole where the most amazing magical creature lives. His name is Willy May Worm. He is lime green, about one three inches long and has the funniest smile you’ll ever see. Oh, and he talks! My name is Onnie and Willy May Worm is my best friend. I have a brother who is a year younger than me name Breaux and he really wants to be friends with Willy May Worm. Each day I… Read More

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SWAMP ELF

SWAMP ELF Once upon a time there was a town by the swamp, far, far away. The people of the town worked very hard. There was so much work that they could never get it all done in one day. One day the people of the town were talking together. “I will never get all my camo boots stocked before hunting season. I wish someone would help me,” said the camo store owner. “I will never get all those pies made before the county fair. I wish someone would help me,” said the bakery lady. “And I will never get all my potatoes picked before the farmers market comes into… Read More

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THE SCARF MY MOMMA MADE

THE SCARF MY MOMMA MADE There once was a little orange haired boy named Hank. His momma loved him very much and decided one day to make him a very special scarf. It was the coolest looking scarf Hank had ever seen. All the other kids thought Hank looked nice with his new scarf. One day Hank went for a walk to the neighborhood park and ran into a very large lady walking her baby. “What a lovely scarf you are wearing. I will give you five dollars for your scarf,” said the very large lady. Hank thought about how much candy he could buy for five dollars, but remembered… Read More

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POSEY PEARL’S PECAN PIES

POSEY PEARL’S PECAN PIES In a small country town down south lived a little plump old lady who loved to bake pecan pies. Her name was Posey Pearl. She lived all by herself and no one ever came to see her. When Posey Pearl would go into town to buy pie ingredients she would not talk to anyone. Even though she baked many pies and cookies, she would never share them. One day Posey Pearl tried an extra spice in her pecan pie mix. The pie turned out to be the best one she’s ever baked. Just as she was about to sit down and eat her pie there was… Read More

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POOTER MCPOOTS GOES FISH’N

POOTER MCPOOTS GOES FISH’N It’s Saturday morning and Pooter McPoots is so excited he barely slept last night. This is his first fish’n trip with his daddy. Mrs. McPoots made a huge breakfast of grits and biscuits and has packed a lunch for Mr. McPoots and Pooter. “This is gonna be the best day ever, ” said Pooter. After they ate, it was time to load up the truck with fish’n poles and worms and hook up the boat. They waved good bye to Mrs. McPoots and on the road they went. Pooter was so ready to fish that he could not sit still in the truck. Twenty minutes later… Read More

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THE OLD MAN & HIS HOUND DOG

THE OLD MAN & HIS HOUND DOG There once was an old man who was very lonely. One day he decided it was time to buy himself a hound dog to keep him company. So the old man walked to the local dog pound and got himself a hound dog with a big ol belly and very long ears. As the old man walked through his little white gate he noticed the hound dog was not following. To his surprise, the hound dog’s belly was too big for him to fit through the gate. The old man was weak and need help to get the hound dog through the gate.… Read More

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THE NOSY HILLBILLY AND A BILLY GOAT

THE NOSY HILLBILLY AND A BILLY GOAT Once upon a time as a billy goat found a can of beans. He put the can of beans into his sack that he carried on his back. And down the road he walked. The billy goat came to an old shack in the wood where a hill billy was standing by his broken front door. “Howdy there bud,” said the billy goat, “will you be so kind as to watch my sack for me?” “Sure thang,” replied the hillbilly. “I sure do thank you,” said the billy goat. “I’ll be back real soon. Please do not open my sack.” And the billy… Read More

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MOOSE & MONKEY

MOOSE & MONKEY It was a lovely clear day in the Montana mountains. I was chilli’n and eating black berries like I do every day. Being one of the largest animals in this neck of the mountain allows me to have a carefree kind of lifestyle. That is until that day an old red truck came riding up the bumpy mountain road. We don’t have many trucks that come up this high in the mountain. In the back of this truck was a large crate that was bouncing up and down. Before I could blink my eyes, that crate tumbled right out of the truck and onto the dirt road.… Read More

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MOMMY AND DADDY NEVER SAY “NO!”

MOMMY AND DADDY NEVER SAY “NO!” “Mommy, can I have some ice cream before dinner?” yelled Isabel from the living room couch. “YES honey, I will get you a bowl of ice cream.” So, mommy ran into the kitchen to fix her a bowl of vanilla ice cream and brought it out to her as she sat on the couch watching TV. “I don’t want vanilla mommy, will you get me strawberry? I want strawberry!” shouted Isabel. So, mommy took the vanilla ice cream back into the kitchen and scooped some strawberry ice cream into Isabel’s bowl and served it to her on the couch. Isabel never thanked her mommy.… Read More

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LIL RAY HOOD

LIL RAY HOOD Once upon a time there was a little boy who wore a green and yellow sweat suit with a green hood. His name was Lil Ray. Because he always wore is green hood, all his friends called him Lil Ray Hood. He lived with his mom and dad in a small house on the bayou. One day his mom cooked a pot of gumbo. She put some in a tupperware container and asked Lil Ray Hood to take some to his grandpa because he was not feeling well. His grandpa lived on the other side of the bayou, which was just a short boat ride away. Lil Ray Hood loved to visit his… Read More

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